Popular Magnum King and Queen of Dancehall judge, Miss Kitty was arrested in Portmore today for……being soooo darn sexy. “A coulda wah di officer a lock me up fah todeh?” the fluffy diva lamented on her facebook page.

‘A which lawyer mi fi get fi defend mi?’

‘What ah day i had at the Magnum King And Queen Of Dancehall in Portmore.’

‘Mi dear mi an di officer tun big fren, him seh him ah gimme a one chance next time i wont be so lucky ..Tanx Officer !!!!!’

 Big up every peace officer lalalalalalalalala!!!!