“Here’s the number one rule: You must keep your sex drive on FLEEK!” said the world’s oldest woman Ingrid Baxter while sitting on her stoop in New York City.
The world’s oldest woman Ingrid Baxter credits living longer to receiving lots of d**k throughout her one hundred and sixteen years on this earth.
“IT WOULD TAKE ME ANOTHER 116 YEARS TO NAME EVERY MAN THAT RAN UP IN THIS” – INGRID
Ingrid said back in her days there were no such thing as herpes, aids, or camera phones to make women second guess sleeping with a man on the first night. “We just f**ked and went on about our lives”