is Jay Z f*ngering Beyoncé in these photos? The pictures are so blurry it’s hard to know what’s actually going on but it looks pretty clear that it is the Carters. If this is anything like the On The Run Tour, then we have a lot to look forward to. Let us analyze what is going in these photos.

1. Jay Z’s hand is on Beyoncé’s crotch.

2. Jay Z looks gleefully proud of himself as men often do when they are getting to sex the womenz.

3. Bey looks wistfully jovial as women often do when they are being pleasured by the menz.

4. Bey’s mouth is often. It is difficult to keep your mouth closed when you are getting fingered. No?

5. Bey’s hands are sprawled out as if she is “trying to get a grip.”

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6. In this second photo it appears the magic fingers are still attacking Bey’s crotch region.

7. Blue Ivy isn’t around, I assume because her parents are getting their freak on.

8. Jay Z’s arm is at a 45 degree angle, the optimal angle for the ole finger puppets.

9. Beyoncé has not moved an inch, seemingly because Jay has “hit the right spot.”

10. They’re probs finger b-ing.


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